Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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