I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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