Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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