And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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