Do you still have your period?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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