Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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