Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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