So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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