that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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