Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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