i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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