ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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