love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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