so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
