Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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