She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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