Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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