distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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