why do cheetos always look like penises
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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