As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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