yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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