I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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