i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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