erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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