Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
