hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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