69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm sobbing to NWA
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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