I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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