whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I need a burrito and a hug.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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