White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
