Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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