He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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