if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
So. Much. Porn.
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