This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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