I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
