So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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