well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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