It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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