my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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