Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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