I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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