soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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