At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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