Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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