i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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