Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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