let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
that may or may not have been my penis.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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