I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i came on her dog
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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