yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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