He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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