I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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